Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day, teach a person to use the internet and
he won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ...Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you £200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you £30.00?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
millions of cows in Britain, but we haven't got a clue as
to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of
Immigration.



"Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow" .

All the best to everyone at 'QSO'...Hope you all have a great xmas and new year!!!.....Richie.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid till next week.